White Castle sucks my balls.  I eat the crap about once every six months.  I shit you not, I get a hangover from it.  When I wake up in the morning after eating White Castle, I feel like I have a mild hangover.  I have hangover farts all day, and then when I finally take a crap, it looks and smells like a hangover crap.

Did you know that the registered trademark name for White Castle burgers is "Slyders"?  Yeah, slider isn't just a nickname those soggy little burgers got for being saturated with grease; that's actually the name the damn company chose for them.  What an appropriate name too.  Well, I've got a better name: Gutbomb.  Hungry?  Go to White Castle.  Five bucks'll get you about twenty Gutbombs.

You know what else annoys me?  Games that don't have a "Quit" button; instead, they have a "Surrender" button.  I've only seen this garbage in strategy games.  Yesterday, I talked about Crusader Kings.  Here's the game's main menu:

Where's the quit button?  I don't want to surrender, damnit!  I just want to shut my computer off while I go get some Gutbombs.  Even more annoying is the absence of a "Load Game" option.  You'll run across this occasionally in games too: They make you quit to load your game.  Why the hell can't you just have that on the in-game menu?!?

So every time I make a mistake in Crusader Kings, insead of just conveniently loading my most recent save, I have to click "Surrender" like a jackass, and see this:

"You surrendered."  And I didn't make this screen up.  This is actually in the game.  Every time you just want to shut off the game and go do something else, you have to see this.  How depressing.  It's like, "If you even think about not playing our long-as-hell game from start to finish without leaving your computer or making a single mistake, then you're a loser."  I hope the designers that came up with this screen choke on their Gutbombs.